October 22, 2007 | MMP | Comments 51
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MMP: All Not Aboard

mmpThe Niners are sitting at 2-4 and if the offense doesn’t get its act together the Patriots will be looking at a top ten draft pick. Man does that suck. Here is what is going on the day after the asskicking from the Giants.

  • Gore says that the 49ers offensive problems are a matter of trust. (There’s no T-R-U-S-T in Hostler)
  • Apparently Jennings and Smiley weren’t benched because of poor play. (Well you could have fooled me)
  • Crumpacker gives out his game grades. (Odd no one received below a C minus)
  • Like most of us Kawakami agrees Lelie has to be in the game. (He also prefers Snyder over Mr. Glass)
  • Woo-Hoo, Darrell Jackson finally has a touchdown. (Looks like that 4th finally paid off)
  • Gore might be out for the Saints game. (Please God no, I can’t stand a whole game of Hicks)

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  1. We need Offense for now on. The good defenses may hold back some points, but they want win the game at the end of the day. they were saying you need a high power offense in todays football! I agree with this and that what we need to adopt. Our defense is alot better than a 28 ranking. We need to focus on the offense for now on. The 2008 draft should be:
    1.Wide Receiver-Big& Tall 6?3 & above.
    2.Offensive lineman
    3.Wide Receiver- Also Big and Tall 6?3 & Above.
    4.Quarteback-find a enventual backup replacement to Dilfer and Smith. Dilfer is old and sucks. Dilfer is good mentor and coach, but not good quarteback. Find QB from replable school like Notre Dam, Southern Cal ETC.
    5. Defensive End
    The rest who cares!
    This is the lineup we should project come draft day. Offense and receiver should be our main focus! Self Scientific, guys look out for Maurice Purify out of Nebraska. He went to San Francisco Junior College same as O.J., and he’s from the Bay Area! The guy is 6?4 218 he’s going to be someone special. The scouts already say he’s got NFL Skills. Pull him up on Youtube
    and watch Maurice Purify highlights 2006

  2. I am not claiming to be an expert, but the only way Nolan takes a WR with our first (actually closer to second round)pick is if we have a talent that is too good to pass up. It will all depend on who is available with the 30th pick in the draft because THAT IS what or first round pick will be. That Staley move would have been good if our offense wouldn’t be so pathetic. Dilfer isn’t good…everyone knows that, but what about our o line that hasn’t really changed except for Staley replacing Kwame, which we all know was necessary. However, there is NO EXCUSE for getting lit up like that. Also, some of the blame needs to go to Vernon Davis and his HORRIBLE HANDS. He had a sure fire touchdown given to him and he drops it. Was it a perfect pass…no, but is was a really good pass and he has no excuse for dropping that. Time to look at our high paid players who aren’t performing…Jennings, Davis, Allen, DJAX, and Smiley is supposed to be worth a lot of money….where are they at and what are they bringing to the table?

  3. Also, we need to get a Derrick Smith replacement in the draft as well…the time has come for that. His contract is up at the end of this season so it is going to be time. I would rather get a young talent than an expensive one through free agency. We NEED Alan Faneca. He should be our top free agent priority. Furthermore, if this keeps up, we COULD HAVE had Jake Long. I am going to be upset if the Pats get a crack at signing Jake Long because he is exactly what we are looking for and we won’t be able to get him because of Staley. Don’t get me wrong…Staley is a good player that WILL HELP us, but he isn’t even near Jake Longs talent level.

  4. maurice purify is arreted, dumbass! just what we need more players who get in trouble and screw the team.(Antonio Bryant).

  5. I would rather see Michael Robinson and Thomas Clayton in there instead of Hicks. I like Hicks as a special teams guy though.

  6. We have to re-evaluate our “Stars” because THEY are the ones who are letting this team down. Hostler needs to get the axe…that is common knowledge to any niner fan, but the stars not going that extra mile for us is also what is killing us as well.

  7. I am more intereted in seeing what Thomas Clayton can do rather than michael robinson or even worse maurice hicks

  8. I can’t wait till the offseason. We can probally get some big names in the free agency. Unfortunately draft wise, unless we work out some trades to go up, and possibly get two first round draft picks again , we are screwed! I suggest we trade darrell jackson. The guy drops way to many passess, and other bad teams still think he is good.Maybe we can stil get a early first round pick! Lets trade djack (darrell jackson) and get Djack(Desean Jackson). desean jackson is fast and can return punts for tds amazing right?

  9. Also we could trade jonas jennings for a draft pick and replace him with a guy like jake long, if not desean jackson.

  10. I would rather see Michael Robinson in the game rather than Hicks just because he can run over D’backs

  11. I’m looking at the niners scedule and believe it or not it is still possible (but not likely) that we could get to a 9-7 record:

    win/loss record
    vs. New Orleans Loss 2-5
    @ Atlanta win 3-5
    @ Seattle win 4-5 this is the iffy
    vs. St. Louis win 5-5
    @ Arizona win 6-5
    @ Carolina win 7-5 This is iffy
    vs. Minnesota win 8-5
    vs. Cincinnati loss 8-6
    vs. Tampa Bay loss 8-6 This could be win
    @ Cleveland win 9-7

    PLAYOFFS?????
    This is assuming many problems are fixed. they should have a nice win streak due to weak teams. (thank God!!!!!) Some games are questionable and could be close. including seattle, cinncinatti, and Tampa Bay.

  12. after tampa bay it should say 8-7 record

  13. One more Sunday, one more loss. I have to say the offense looked a lot better though, they had more then one first down in the first half, I saw a few passes down field, and two TD passes. Baas, Snyder and Lelie got in there. Cha cha changes people! Yea they lost again, but you have to admit the coaching staff is changing some things around. Make no mistake boys, going into NY and coming out with a win was pretty far fetched. That D over is looking nice. I was pissed at the D this week, Jacobs’s bitch slapped our D, and where the shit is some pass rush?

  14. fuck, if we get a top 10, this will be the Pats icing on their cake.

  15. If patriots win superbowl we should get our pick back cause they cheated

  16. I think the niners are going to turn around the season soon. The teams they are going to play suck, and now alex is probally coming back, at the same time as our offense learning to use lelie, equals wins.

    ALEX Smith + Imporoved play calling+ ashley lelie= $$

  17. $$$$$$$$$$$$
    Niners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  19. This season ended when manny lawson’s season ended
    with manny 2-0
    without manny 0-4

  20. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    Niners suck!!!!!!!!!!! Niners Suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Go G-Men!

  21. G-Men!
    G-Men!
    G-Men!
    G-Men!
    G-Men!
    G-Men!

  22. Giants were lucky the’ll fall apart in the second half of season anyways.
    In YA Face!

  23. Why is a piece of shit giants fan on this site anyways?. I would tell you to go back home but I forgot you guys suck so bad you have to share “home” with another shitty ny team. We are not the jets which to you should mean that we don’t share our stadium or websites with shithole teams. Get off the site BITCH!!!

    ps: goodluck in the new nyj/nyg stadium
    HAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Ryan the 1st:

    Do we know FOR SURE that the Pats will get OUR pick in the draft?

    The commissioner never said ,(that I heard)which pick they were going to have to give up.

    They got two picks in the first round and it would be more of a punishment to take away the HIGHER pick.

    The NFL might make them skip over the pick they got from us and make them take their rightful pick at #32 or whatever.

  25. We should get our pick back! If not us the jets because they got caught cheated on. But I don’t like jets so give it back to the Niners!

  26. Im surprised the no one has been making a bigger deal about the Pats cheating, especially since they have been dominating everyone they face.

    It’s like everyone forgot about it already. All I hear on sports radio is how perfect the Patriots are and how Brady is the best player to ever put on a uniform.

    THEY FUCKING CHEATED FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!AND THEY GOT CAUGHT WHICH IS EVEN WORSE!!!!!!

  27. We will not get our pick back, the Pats will keep it. Secondly the NFL will take away their earned pick where ever they shall fall. They earned our pick by bending Nolan over. In conclusion, we get the Colts shitty pick, the Pats get our pick, and the NFL takes the pick the Pats should have gotten anyway.

  28. Its a done deal…they get our first pick and lose the one they would have originally gotten. Crappy, yes, but that is what you get when you get too excited on draft day. If I was Nolan I wouldn’t have thought we would have performed this bad either. But, that is why you have to keep your head. Staley is quality, but isn’t a top ten talent. Like it or not…we are looking like a team that is going to wind up in the top ten of the draft (please prove me wrong niners…I would love it.)

  29. I believe in the niners…I believe they will beat the saints. They have to…they can’t be that bad with that much talent on their team. However, IF and only IF they lose to the saints will I be completely convinced that they are a top ten draft team. The Saints at home is a MUST WIN…plus, the defense should have a simple enough game plan…don’t let Reggie Bush get the ball. It isn’t a complex scheme. Stop Bush and stop the Saints. By the way…I watched the game against the Giants and to all the nay-sayers of Clements you should have really paid attention because Burress had a HORRIBLE GAME. That reinforced a lot of confidence that I have in him. If he can shut down Holt, Burress, Boldin, as well as anyone else he has played then we need to lay off. Walt Harris is the one who has been getting burned lately. We need to stop the run and go from their because if we are getting beat by their number two receivers then we should be ashamed of ourselves.

  30. I just wanted to say… i noticed someone up there mentioned playoffs…..

    “playoffs… playoffs are you kidding playoffs ill be happy if we can win a gaaame!!!!!”

  31. Is Alex Smith going to man it up this week and play or will he be holding a clip board again? Thats like a 50 million dollar check holding a clip board. He gives us the best chance to win not dilfer. I dont want to see dilfer ever again he makes me feel like im going to throw up!!!!!!!!!

  32. Man, this may be my final posting in a long time because here in san diego the fire is going out of control and i’m about to dip before the fire gets to me. I can see the fire coming towards my house right now. alright gotta leave,Pray for us, Peace.

  33. If Gore can’t go and you know he’ll do everything to be ready, then I’d love to see what Thomas Clayton can do.

    He lead all RBs in Preseason and I think he’s more physical then Hicks and Robinson is couldn’t find a hole if he fell into the Grand Canyon.

  34. We traded away our first round pick and ended up with the Colts first rounder. To me it doesn’t matter what the Pats get. That would be up to our team to perform better. What matters to me is the wonderful Tackle we received. Staley has performed very well throw directly into the fire.

    For me, I want another tackle in the first round.
    If Alex has time, I’m guessing even our mediocre receivers can eventually get open, if they’re still on the team. I’m not overly familiar with what’s out there in the college ranks, but if our record is sub 500, hopefully we’ll score some protection.
    Walsh always liked the tall receivers. Even the backups were tall. Now we see why.
    No way we could have taken Randy Moss this offseason. After TO, he was seen as another poison. But my God, that man can go up, double covered, and bring down 2 touchdowns???
    I’m still holding a grudge against A Thomas for snubbing us and wish he just twisted something to keep him out for the season…nothing big…just a vengeful tweak, lol.

  35. Hey? Is Renaldo Neimiah(sp) still out there? LOL

  36. Thanks for always giving us links Pundit.
    The first one? With Dilfer’s sack….
    They rush 7? Difer is supposed to be smart and a veteran. A rookie should get sacked. A smart vet should throw the ball away. I’m out of excuses…

  37. Crumpacker obviously is an idiot or he didnt watch the game.

  38. With the 30th pick in the NFL Draft, the San Francisco 49ers select __________.

  39. A draft bust!

  40. Is it all possible that Dilfer would be open to going down to southern california this Sunday and helping with the volunteer efforts?

  41. Good Point Douche Bag on the 30th pick. I think my brain wandered thinking we get a higher pick….
    Back to the real world….
    Still want another tackle no matter what…

  42. Yep, we need to replenish the O line, then get either a d linemen or a receiver (depending on which player is more talented at which position when our turn comes). We need to spend at least two picks on the o line.

  43. I dont know about you guys but i would Love to get chad Johnson. He has been taking about leaving the Bungles so why not come to the 9ers. It would prolly take a miracle but it could happen. If not we should get either an Oline of if he comes out and is still their get that receiver from Indiana. He is big tall and Nasty. Also Alex Smith is a bitch a real football player would never bail on his team if the doctors said he could play and couldnt fuck it up anymore than it is. he has No HEART. I want football players with some heart on my team. Go Niner! THey will tear up the Saints this week. 24-10.

  44. Ocho Cinco would probably go to the fucking Patriots along with every other good free agent in the league.

    Why would any quality free agent want to come here with this deplorable offense?

    Besides, we don’t have barely any money anyway. Last time I looked we have $5.5 million left under the cap.

    I bet the Pats cheat when it comes to their cap room too.

  45. Is Chad Johson a free agent after this year? I honestly don’t know if he is or not, but if he is then we are going to have to break the bank to get him here so why even talk about it? Furthermore, if he isn’t then we don’t have the players to make that trade happen. Lastly, it would be a mistake to be giving away any more picks(unless we are talking about a third rounder or fourth rounder). We should have stayed put and then got our value this year. If the Pats get Jake Long I am going to be PISSED OFF!!!! We do need to get a receiver in the draft however, and can they please get one that is above 6′1″????

  46. jake long that name sounds familiar what school and position?

  47. Grady Jackson anyone???????????

  48. Jake Long is the Left Tackle for Michigan…he is a monster. I PROMISE EVERYONE….he WILL be the first lineman taken in the draft and I would love to have him be a niner.

  49. I know thre perfect guy who can replace Derrick Smith.Maurice Crum Jr. from Notre Dame.He be probably a late 2nd/early 3rd round pick.He plays in a 3-4 scheme too.

  50. I agree with all of you on this DILFER suks as a QB,but honestly the guy plays with heart and he actually cares,It just sucks that he 81 years old.I would like him to be QB coah or something.If Alex played this sunday they would have killed him and probably would have injured his shoulder and been out for the season.

  51. Vernon!!….catch the Damn ball!!!!it seems like we overpay players to sit on the sidelines.You should say the offense sucks when your just as bad,probably just mad cause Illinois lost to Michigan.

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