The 49ers got an ugly win against the Cards to start the season. It wasn’t pretty on the offensive side, but they pulled out the win. Here are my picks for Beasts and Bitches of Week 1.

For the fourth consecutive season the 49ers face off against their division rival Arizona Cardinals. The 49ers are coming off a 7-9 season…

The 49ers have claimed undrafted linebacker Brit Miller off of waivers from Carolina. You may be asking why they claimed another linebacker when they have lots, well it looks like Miller is slated to play fullback, which means Zac Keasey is gone. Well Zac was already gone once Moran Norris came back but with the [...]

For those out there that haven’t heard, according to GM Scot McCloughan the 49ers will not pursue ex-con Michael Vick.

Quick, name the greatest wide receiver ever to play in the NFL. You guessed Jerry Rice didn’t you? Well you are wrong. Don Hutson is the greatest wide receiver ever, well at least according to this douchebag named Bryn Swartz. Not only is Bryn a douchebag but he also is an attention whore. I have [...]

Just when we start to get optomistic about the 2009 season, one of the major sports sites has to go and pick the 49ers as a team to make the playoffs. What does that mean for the 49ers, well it means no shot at the playoffs and now a good shot at worst record in [...]

Talk around Ninerland is what will the 49ers do at the quarterback position next season. They will most likely draft a QB sometime in the draft, but I’m going to go out on a limb right now and say that Alex Smith will be a 49er next season and he most likely will be the starting QB.

This weeks Beasts and Bitches for the 49ers/Pats game are as follows. Sidenote, this was perhaps the easiest week to find bitches.
Beasts:

Frank Gore: I feel sorry for Frank that he has to play under Nolan and behind this offensive line. I could never see him in the Bitch category.
Patrick Willis: 18 tackles, 1 sack. He [...]

Not sure if this will make a lick of difference, but for those out there that want a change at the head coaching position. Email owner John York and let him know how you feel.
So feel free to email him if you are feed up with the job Nolan is doing. Please keep the emails [...]

It looks like the injury to Manny Lawson will allow Tully Banta-Crap to suit up this weekend against his old team. Thanks Manny.