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Reality Check: Let Singletary Go at End of Season

Nov 09, 2009 107 Comments by Unknown Stuntman

After watching the 49ers over their last six games, it’s obvious Singletary is in over his head…

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Hammer Meet Nail, Lowell Cohn Gets It

Oct 20, 2009 28 Comments by Unknown Stuntman

Today browsing the articles talking about the 49ers. I came across a great write up by the Santa Rosa Press Democrat’s Lowell Cohn. The article was titled, ‘49ers shouldn’t forget Alex Smith’ and I have to say Lowell Cohn nailed this one.

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Beast & Bitches: Week 2 – 49ers vs Seahawks

Sep 20, 2009 2 Comments by Unknown Stuntman

Last week I took a lot of crap for calling Frank Gore a bitch. All I have to say is maybe I need to do it more often if that means Frank will let loose like he did today.

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Gameday Preview: Week 2 49ers vs Seahawks

Sep 18, 2009 13 Comments by Unknown Stuntman

The Seahawks come to town, for what is already a big game of the season. Both the 49ers and Seahawks are 1-0…

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Beasts & Bitches: Week 1

Sep 13, 2009 16 Comments

The 49ers got an ugly win against the Cards to start the season. It wasn’t pretty on the offensive side, but they pulled out the win. Here are my picks for Beasts and Bitches of Week 1.

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Gameday Preview: 49ers @ Cardinals

Sep 10, 2009 27 Comments

For the fourth consecutive season the 49ers face off against their division rival Arizona Cardinals. The 49ers are coming off a 7-9 season…

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See Ya Keasey

Jul 08, 2009 4 Comments

The 49ers have claimed undrafted linebacker Brit Miller off of waivers from Carolina. You may be asking why they claimed another linebacker when they have lots, well it looks like Miller is slated to play fullback, which means Zac Keasey is gone. Well Zac was already gone once Moran Norris came back but with the [...]

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Pitbulls Around San Francisco Rejoice

Jun 10, 2009 2 Comments

For those out there that haven’t heard, according to GM Scot McCloughan the 49ers will not pursue ex-con Michael Vick.

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Look at Him, He’s an Attention Whore

May 19, 2009 Comments Off

Quick, name the greatest wide receiver ever to play in the NFL. You guessed Jerry Rice didn’t you? Well you are wrong. Don Hutson is the greatest wide receiver ever, well at least according to this douchebag named Bryn Swartz. Not only is Bryn a douchebag but he also is an attention whore. I have [...]

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It’s Official, No Playoffs in 09. SI is on the Niner Bandwagon

May 08, 2009 1 Comment

Just when we start to get optomistic about the 2009 season, one of the major sports sites has to go and pick the 49ers as a team to make the playoffs. What does that mean for the 49ers, well it means no shot at the playoffs and now a good shot at worst record in [...]

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Smith Will Be Back Next Season, There I Said It

Nov 05, 2008 60 Comments

Talk around Ninerland is what will the 49ers do at the quarterback position next season. They will most likely draft a QB sometime in the draft, but I’m going to go out on a limb right now and say that Alex Smith will be a 49er next season and he most likely will be the starting QB.

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Beasts and Bitches: Pats @ 49ers

Oct 08, 2008 7 Comments

This weeks Beasts and Bitches for the 49ers/Pats game are as follows. Sidenote, this was perhaps the easiest week to find bitches.
Beasts:

Frank Gore: I feel sorry for Frank that he has to play under Nolan and behind this offensive line. I could never see him in the Bitch category.
Patrick Willis: 18 tackles, 1 sack. He [...]

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Let York Know How You Feel

Oct 07, 2008 11 Comments

Not sure if this will make a lick of difference, but for those out there that want a change at the head coaching position. Email owner John York and let him know how you feel.
So feel free to email him if you are feed up with the job Nolan is doing. Please keep the emails [...]

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TBC to Get PT?

Oct 03, 2008 7 Comments

It looks like the injury to Manny Lawson will allow Tully Banta-Crap to suit up this weekend against his old team. Thanks Manny.

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