Author Archive for Unknown Stuntman

Born and raised a diehard Niner fan. I have nothing better to do with my time than sit here and cram my opinions down everyone's throat.

Reality Check: Let Singletary Go at End of Season

Reality Check: Let Singletary Go at End of Season

After watching the 49ers over their last six games, it’s obvious Singletary is in over his head…

Hammer Meet Nail, Lowell Cohn Gets It

Hammer Meet Nail, Lowell Cohn Gets It

Today browsing the articles talking about the 49ers. I came across a great write up by the Santa Rosa Press Democrat’s Lowell Cohn. The article was titled, ‘49ers shouldn’t forget Alex Smith’ and I have to say Lowell Cohn nailed this one.

Beast & Bitches: Week 2 - 49ers vs Seahawks

Beast & Bitches: Week 2 – 49ers vs Seahawks

Last week I took a lot of crap for calling Frank Gore a bitch. All I have to say is maybe I need to do it more often if that means Frank will let loose like he did today.

Gameday Preview: Week 2 49ers vs Seahawks

Gameday Preview: Week 2 49ers vs Seahawks

The Seahawks come to town, for what is already a big game of the season. Both the 49ers and Seahawks are 1-0…

Beasts & Bitches: Week 1

Beasts & Bitches: Week 1

The 49ers got an ugly win against the Cards to start the season. It wasn’t pretty on the offensive side, but they pulled out the win. Here are my picks for Beasts and Bitches of Week 1.

Gameday Preview: 49ers @ Cardinals

Gameday Preview: 49ers @ Cardinals

For the fourth consecutive season the 49ers face off against their division rival Arizona Cardinals. The 49ers are coming off a 7-9 season…

See Ya Keasey

See Ya Keasey

The 49ers have claimed undrafted linebacker Brit Miller off of waivers from Carolina. You may be asking why they claimed another linebacker when they have lots, well it looks like Miller is slated to play fullback, which means Zac Keasey is gone. Well Zac was already gone once Moran Norris came back but with the [...]

Pitbulls Around San Francisco Rejoice

Pitbulls Around San Francisco Rejoice

For those out there that haven’t heard, according to GM Scot McCloughan the 49ers will not pursue ex-con Michael Vick.

Look at Him, He's an Attention Whore

Look at Him, He’s an Attention Whore

Quick, name the greatest wide receiver ever to play in the NFL. You guessed Jerry Rice didn’t you? Well you are wrong. Don Hutson is the greatest wide receiver ever, well at least according to this douchebag named Bryn Swartz. Not only is Bryn a douchebag but he also is an attention whore. I have [...]

It's Official, No Playoffs in 09. SI is on the Niner Bandwagon

It’s Official, No Playoffs in 09. SI is on the Niner Bandwagon

Just when we start to get optomistic about the 2009 season, one of the major sports sites has to go and pick the 49ers as a team to make the playoffs. What does that mean for the 49ers, well it means no shot at the playoffs and now a good shot at worst record in [...]

Smith Will Be Back Next Season, There I Said It

Smith Will Be Back Next Season, There I Said It

Talk around Ninerland is what will the 49ers do at the quarterback position next season. They will most likely draft a QB sometime in the draft, but I’m going to go out on a limb right now and say that Alex Smith will be a 49er next season and he most likely will be the starting QB.

Beasts and Bitches: Pats @ 49ers

Beasts and Bitches: Pats @ 49ers

This weeks Beasts and Bitches for the 49ers/Pats game are as follows. Sidenote, this was perhaps the easiest week to find bitches.
Beasts:

Frank Gore: I feel sorry for Frank that he has to play under Nolan and behind this offensive line. I could never see him in the Bitch category.
Patrick Willis: 18 tackles, 1 sack. He [...]

Let York Know How You Feel

Let York Know How You Feel

Not sure if this will make a lick of difference, but for those out there that want a change at the head coaching position. Email owner John York and let him know how you feel.
So feel free to email him if you are feed up with the job Nolan is doing. Please keep the emails [...]

TBC to Get PT?

TBC to Get PT?

It looks like the injury to Manny Lawson will allow Tully Banta-Crap to suit up this weekend against his old team. Thanks Manny.

Beasts and Bitches: 49ers @ Saints

Beasts and Bitches: 49ers @ Saints

So much for that two game winning streak. Here are this weeks Beast and Bitches in the loss to the Saints.

Beasts and Bitches: Lions @ 49ers

Beasts and Bitches: Lions @ 49ers

Here are Beasts and Bitches for Week 3. The 49ers beat the Lions 31-13 to improve to 2-1.

Beasts & Bitches: 49ers @ Hawks

Beasts & Bitches: 49ers @ Hawks

I’m going to share with you all my Beasts & Bitches choices for this weeks game against Seattle…

Week Two Gameday Preview: 49ers @ Hawks

Week Two Gameday Preview: 49ers @ Hawks

I’m not going to sit here and waste your time with a whole bunch of who will win and here’s why. The only thing that matters is the Seahawks have no offense at all this go around.

WTF Wednesday: Seahawks Favored by 7.5

WTF Wednesday: Seahawks Favored by 7.5

The line on the game this weekend has the Seahawks favored by 7.5

Tito, Hand Tatum a Tissue

Tito, Hand Tatum a Tissue

Apparently Tatum Bell didn’t like the way Mike Martz handled him in Detroit. Here are a few comments Bell had to say regarding Martz..

Zak Keasey...Really?

Zak Keasey…Really?

It may just be me, but why in the hell is Zak Keasey even an option at fullback. Is this seriously the guy the team wants blocking for Frank?

Dr O'Jekyll and Mr O'Hyde

Dr O’Jekyll and Mr O’Hyde

It seems that JT O’Sullivan has to much of a Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde makeup. At times he looks horrid and other times he doesn’t. Is he good enough to lead this team?