Andy Lee Facts

There are Chuck Norris Facts and then there are Andy Lee Facts.

• The wind dies when Andy Lee punts into it…
• His kicks are so good that when people around the world watch them, they are left salivating the taste of food in their mouths…
• The Rockettes learned to kick by watching Andy Lee…
• Chuck Norris wished he could kick like Andy Lee…
• Andy Lee is the only punter in the league who the opposing teams send a hooker to at the team hotel…
• All prosthetic lower limbs are molded after Andy’s right leg…
• Andy Lee doesn’t have a lead foot, he has a plutonium foot…
• Andy Lee has to use special steel radial footballs… (and condoms)
• Before Andy Lee kicks a punt the NFL has to declare a no flight zone… (Goodyear used to have four blimps)
• Andy Lee’s foot never touches the ball, the ball flies away in fear before he kicks it…
• On the 8th day, God created Andy Lee.
• Kwame Harris blows coverage on offense, just to watch Andy Lee punt.

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