Comments on: Absolutely Nothing Happened Today

By: No Obama (post Turtle)

No Obama (post Turtle) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:19:52 +0000

Sorry we are not ready for Obama

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said,”Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘post turtle’.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.

The old rancher said,”When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post turtle’.”

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain.

“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the dumb ass get down.”

By: Ryan the 1st

Ryan the 1st — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:55:52 +0000

Adarius Bowman got arrested AGAIN on possession of weed. That could drop his stock a lot.

By: Medford

Medford — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:51:13 +0000

Hey Adam I know way more about football than u do I actually post on this site more than 2 months out the year like you do. Is that when ur kkk friends let u have time off? Who was the one who kept comparing Derek Smith to Urlacher last year hmmmm it wasnt me oh yeah it was u FUCKSTICK. Go Barak Obama in November by then McSain should be half dead

By: Ryan the 1st

Ryan the 1st — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:22:41 +0000

Forget about that….I might be wrong come draft day, but I don’t see us drafting a wr in the first round. Second round…..that is VERY likely, but NOT the first. I have a feeling we are going O line OR the best DEFENSIVE PLAYER available.

By: ninerfaithful

ninerfaithful — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:43:46 +0000

i am a Texas fan so i would love to get limas sweed in a niners uniform however we do need a pass rusher and if groves is there at 29 we have to take him

By: Adam

Adam — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:19:10 +0000

Ya Goves wont make it out of the 1st round let alone 60th overall.I think it will be Goves with the 1st pick,if he’s not there it will be James Hardy.

By: AXEGRINDER

AXEGRINDER — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:48:23 +0000

McShay has Groves being selected #60 overall, and he has Groves listed as a DE. No way he lasts that long. We’re not going to take a WR at #29, watch. If Groves is somehow still available, we’ll scoop him up, then OL, then DL, THEN WR.

By: Ryan the 1st

Ryan the 1st — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:26:06 +0000

Yeah, I would have done that trade for JUST the third rounder. However, because they said a 1st AND a 3rd it was so easy to tell that this was another April fools prank. CHECK OUT Todd McShay’s latest mock draft WHICH INCLUDES THE SECOND ROUND.

http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/draft08/insider/columns/story?columnist=mcshay_todd&page=mcshaymock0401&action=upsell&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fnfl%2fdraft08%2finsider%2fcolumns%2fstory%3fcolumnist%3dmcshay_todd%26page%3dmcshaymock0401

By: Adam

Adam — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:50:33 +0000

I read that on 49ersparadise.com

By: Adam

Adam — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:50:02 +0000

What about the Gore hip injury,thats not a trade for so and so. Do you know if that’s true?