Drinking Game

We’ve decided to create a 49ers drinking game to make Sundays a little more enjoyable. I’m sure most are aware of how to play these drinking games, if not we’ll leave it up to you to figure out. Here are the rules for the 49ers drinking game: (Note: drink = sip)

• For every sack given up by Kwame Harris … take 3 drinks.
• For every sack given up by Justin Smiley … take 2 drinks.
• For every sack given up by any other player … take 1 drink.
• For every play over 20 yards negated by a Kwame Harris penalty … take 2 drinks. 
• For every play where Kwame doesn’t give up the sack … take 3 drinks.
• For every Vernon Davis catch … take 2 drinks.
• For every shot of Nolan without an intense look on his face … take 5 drinks.
• For every reverse called by Hostler … take 1 drink.
• For every pass completed … take 1 drink.
• For every three and out … take 3 drinks.
• For every Andy Lee punt over 70 yards … take 4 drinks.
• For every Andy Lee punt over 60 yards … take 3 drinks.
• For every Andy Lee punt under 60 yards … take 2 drinks.
• If Maurice Hicks hops/jumps during the kickoff return … take 2 drinks.
• If Maurice Hicks makes it pass the 30-yard line … chug a beer.
• For every 4th and 1 play where Nolan doesn’t go for it … take 1 drink.
• For every 4th and 1 play where Nolan does go for it … take 4 drinks.
• For every shot of the banjo man … take 1 drink.
• For every missed tackle … take 1 drink.
• For every missed tackle by Derek Smith Tully Banta-Cain … take 1 drink.
• For every Derek Smith Tully Banta-Cain sack … shotgun 2 beers.
• If the commentators give credit to Derek Smith Tully Banta-Cain for a tackle, when it was clear he didn’t, but fell on the pile 5 seconds after the tackle … take 1 drink.
• If Derek Smith Tully Banta-Cain tackles the wrong player … take 2 drinks.
• For every Patrick Willis tackle … take 1 drink. 
• For every Patrick Willis tackle that saves Derek Smith’s ass … take 1 drink.
• For every fumble Nate Clements causes with his punch out … take 2 drinks.
• For every redzone touchdown … take 2 drinks.
• For every onside kick recovered … take 2 drinks.
• For every blocked punt … take 2 drinks.
• For every blocked punt, which results in a first down for opposition … drink a full beer.
• For every call challenged by the 49ers that is overturned … take 3 drinks.
• For every call challenged by the 49ers that isn’t overturned … take 1 drink.
• When Jonas Jennings gets hurt … take 5 drinks.
• If Frank Gore breaks the 100 yard mark … drink 1 entire beer.
• If Frank Gore breaks the 100 yard mark in the first half … shotgun the beer.
• For every shot of Nolan and his Whiteboard … shotgun the beer.
• For everytime Nolan says the word “character”… drink a 30.
• If the offense tops 200 yards passing … intravenously inject pure Ethel alcohol into your bloodstream.
• If the game is announced by either Bill Maas or Brian Baldinger … drink everything you have before the opening kickoff.

Please play the 49ers drinking game responsibly.