Drinking Game

We’ve decided to create a 49ers drinking game to make Sundays a little more enjoyable. I’m sure most are aware of how to play these drinking games, if not we’ll leave it up to you to figure out. Here are the rules for the 49ers drinking game: (Note: drink = sip)

  • For every sack given up by Kwame Harris … take 3 drinks.
  • For every sack given up by Justin Smiley … take 2 drinks.
  • For every sack given up by any other player … take 1 drink.
  • For every play over 20 yards negated by a Kwame Harris penalty … take 2 drinks. 
  • For every play where Kwame doesn’t give up the sack … take 3 drinks.
  • For every Vernon Davis catch … take 2 drinks.
  • For every shot of Nolan without an intense look on his face … take 5 drinks.
  • For every reverse called by Hostler … take 1 drink.
  • For every pass completed … take 1 drink.
  • For every three and out … take 3 drinks.
  • For every Andy Lee punt over 70 yards … take 4 drinks.
  • For every Andy Lee punt over 60 yards … take 3 drinks.
  • For every Andy Lee punt under 60 yards … take 2 drinks.
  • If Maurice Hicks hops/jumps during the kickoff return … take 2 drinks.
  • If Maurice Hicks makes it pass the 30-yard line … chug a beer.
  • For every 4th and 1 play where Nolan doesn’t go for it … take 1 drink.
  • For every 4th and 1 play where Nolan does go for it … take 4 drinks.
  • For every shot of the banjo man … take 1 drink.
  • For every missed tackle … take 1 drink.
  • For every missed tackle by Derek Smith … take 1 drink.
  • For every Derek Smith sack … shotgun 2 beers.
  • If the commentators give credit to Derek Smith for a tackle, when it was clear he didn’t, but fell on the pile 5 seconds after the tackle … take 1 drink.
  • If Derek Smith tackles the wrong player … take 2 drinks.
  • For every Patrick Willis tackle … take 1 drink. 
  • For every Patrick Willis tackle that saves Derek Smith’s ass … take 1 drink.
  • For every redzone touchdown … take 2 drinks.
  • For every onside kick recovered … take 2 drinks.
  • For every blocked punt … take 2 drinks.
  • For every call challenged by the 49ers that is overturned … take 3 drinks.
  • For every call challenged by the 49ers that isn’t overturned … take 1 drink.
  • When Jonas Jennings gets hurt … take 5 drinks.
  • If Frank Gore breaks the 100 yard mark … drink 1 entire beer.
  • If Frank Gore breaks the 100 yard mark in the first half … shotgun the beer.
  • For everytime Nolan says the word “character”… drink a 30.
  • If the offense tops 200 yards passing … intravenously inject pure Ethel alcohol into your bloodstream.
  • If the game is announced by either Bill Maas or Brian Baldinger … drink everything you have before the opening kickoff.

Please play the 49ers drinking game responsibly.

There Are 19 Responses So Far. »

  1. Comment by Lileo on 12 December 2006:

    this is hilarious =)

  2. Comment by God on 22 December 2006:

    haha, thats pretty damn funny. maybe i’ll play me some this weekend :)

  3. Comment by Liz on 8 January 2007:

    Perfect!

  4. Comment by flopper on 2 February 2007:

    lol

  5. Comment by jerry on 8 March 2007:

    me and my three friends played this game the other night while watching youtubes the kwame harrises low lights and then i have the seatle game recorded from this past year so we watched it and every time the game went to a comercial because of a penalty or time out we drank.we went threw a case of beer in about 45 minites.

  6. Comment by Casey on 30 March 2007:

    ohh yeah what would i have to drink to if kwamme harris was off the team, that worthless pice of shit lol

  7. Comment by jerry on 30 March 2007:

    we would send kwame harris a case of beer.and tell him thanks for leaving.lmao

  8. Comment by julezdahat on 2 June 2007:

    drinking the would give me a major hangover for about a week

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  10. Comment by lol on 11 July 2007:

    So you have to drink at least 2 drinks every play, per rule 1 and 3??? This game is retarded.

  11. Comment by Bobby Boucher on 11 July 2007:

    Hopefully Kwa-Lame and Derek Smith don’t play much this year. That will make this drinking itinerary plausible. If this was last year, everyone would be shitfaced before halftime.

  12. Comment by M on 11 July 2007:

    For every mention of nolans suit…take 2 drinks

  13. Comment by tim on 12 July 2007:

    take out the kwame ones … those are just dumb

  14. Comment by Ryan the 1st on 12 July 2007:

    OK, I want to hear EVERYONE’S opinions about what they think the end result of Ashlie Lelie is going to look like at the end of this season. He is a MAJOR variable to our offense and WILL make us better(if he decides to play motivated).

  15. Comment by Steve on 12 July 2007:

    i think rule 3 means if there is a sack and it wasn’t given up by Kwame

  16. Comment by Steve on 12 July 2007:

    i think rule 3 means if there is a sack and it wasn’t given up by Kwame

  17. Comment by Jeremy on 16 October 2007:

    Everytime Alex Smith rolls to the right and throws it out of bounds - 1 drink

    Everytime Alex Smith rolls to the right and completes a pass - finish everything you got.

  18. Comment by Lowrance on 24 October 2007:

    Lmaoooooo !!!! Too damn funny! I’d be blitzed by our first 3 and out!

  19. Comment by ShaneRollins on 27 December 2007:

    I wonder how hard this would be to play at the stadium this sunday

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