Drinking Game

We’ve decided to create a 49ers drinking game to make Sundays a little more enjoyable. I’m sure most are aware of how to play these drinking games, if not we’ll leave it up to you to figure out. Here are the rules for the 49ers drinking game: (Note: drink = sip)

Offense

  • For every run up the middle … take 1 drink.
  • For every run up the middle when the 49ers have more than 10 yards to go for first … take 3 drinks.
  • For every post pattern catch by Vernon Davis … take 1 drink.
  • For every Vernon Davis catch … take 2 drinks.
  • For every pass completed … take 1 drink.
  • For every three and out … take 3 drinks.
  • For every sack given up by a lineman … take 1 drink.
  • For every sack given up by Joe Staley … take 2 drinks.
  • For every sack given up by Anthony Davis … take 3 drinks.
  • For every time an offensive lineman reminds you of Kwame Harris … take 2 drinks.
  • For every redzone touchdown … take 2 drinks.
  • If Frank Gore breaks the 100 yard mark … drink 1 entire beer.
  • If Frank Gore breaks the 100 yard mark in the first half … shotgun the beer.
  • Every time LaMichael James gets a carry … take 2 drinks.
  • Every time Anquan Boldin abuses a defender … take 1 drink.
  • Every time Michael Crabtree abuses a defender … take 1 drink.
  • If Colin Kaepernick breaks the 100 yard rushing mark … shotgun 1 beer.
  • For every delay of game … take 3 drinks.
  • If the offense tops 300 yards passing … intravenously inject pure Ethel alcohol into your bloodstream.

Defense

  • For every interception … take 2 drinks.
  • For every interception by a 49er that results in a fumble by said player … take 5 drinks.
  • For every time they let the opposing team convert a 3rd and long … take 2 drinks
  • For every time Craig Dahl gets burned for a touchdown or deep pass … take 3 drinks
  • For every missed tackle … take 1 drink.
  • For every sack … take 2 drinks.
  • For every Aldon Smith sack … take 1 drink.
  • For every Patrick Willis tackle … take 1 drink.
  • For every Patrick Willis tackle destroys the opponent … take 1 drink.
  • For every NaVorro Bowman tackle … take 1 drink.
  • For every NaVorro Bowman tackle destroys the opponent … take 1 drink.

Special Teams

  • For every Andy Lee punt over 70 yards … take 4 drinks.
  • For every Andy Lee punt over 60 yards … take 3 drinks.
  • For every Andy Lee punt under 60 yards … take 2 drinks.
  • For every Andy Lee knuckle punt … take 2 drinks.
  • For every fair catch called by 49ers during punt return … take 2 drinks.
  • For every punt return over 10 yards … take 5 drinks.
  • For every blocked punt … take 2 drinks.
  • For every blocked punt, resulting in safety or TD … take 5 drinks.

Coaching

  • For every time Jim Harbaugh adjusts of fiddles with his headset … take 1 drink.
  • For every time Jim Harbaugh yells at an official … take 1 drink.
  • For every time Jim Harbaugh throws off his headset … take 1 drink.

Misc

  • For every time an announcer brings up What’s Your Deal. (*Only allowed when playing Seahawks) … take 2 drinks.
  • For every time an announcer talks about Kaepernick’s contract … take 1 drink.
  • For every time an announcer talks about Harbaugh’s contract or where he will be coaching in the future … take 2 drinks.
  • For every time they talk about off the field problems regarding any 49er … take 1 drink.
  • For every time it is mentioned that Alex Smith was once on the team … take 1 drink.
  • For every time they bring up John Harbaugh … take 1 shot.
  • For every time the refs bend us over and screw us … take 2 drinks.
  • For every shot of the banjo man … take 1 drink.
  • For every time announcers say that the wind is affecting opposing QB’s numbers (*Only allowed when playing Saints) … take 4 drinks.
  • Anytime an announcer mentions how nice the new stadium is … take 1 drink
  • Anytime Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are announcers for 49ers game … drink everything you have before the opening kickoff.

Please play the 49ers drinking game responsibly.

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