Beasts & Bitches: Week 1

beastbitch1The 49ers got an ugly win against the Cards to start the season. It wasn’t pretty on the offensive side, but they pulled out the win. Here are my picks for Beasts and Bitches of Week 1.

Beasts

  • Parys Haralson: Big sacks and put pressure on Warner all day long.
  • Patrick Willis: 11 tackles and a big interception.
  • Justin Smith: Like Harlason put pressure on Warner and got to him at the end when it mattered most.
  • Joe Nedney: I’m convinced he’s on roids. Kicking touchbacks and hitting 50 yarders.
  • Defense: Great first half, pressured Warner and shut down Fitzgerald and Boldin.
  • Andy Lee: Well because he’s Andy Lee

Bitches

  • The refs: Can’t recall where the refs had no clue what they were even calling. Also good to see they cant count to 11.
  • Tim Ryan: We get it you love Billy Davis and the entire Cards team.
  • Allen Rossum: Why is he on the team. Walker, Battle, Spurlock can all do what he does.
  • Jimmy Raye: Run, Run, Run, Punt will not cut it for this team. Stop with the reverses to Bruce. Your playcalling sucked.
  • Gore/Offensive Line: Grouped them because they couldn’t do crap. No holes and maybe Gore could try a run to the outside once or twice.
Born and raised a diehard Niner fan. I have nothing better to do with my time than sit here and cram my opinions down everyone's throat.
  • amich

    Gore is a bitch because he didn't run to the outside? Do you think he calls the plays or something?

  • dosia510

    i love this website and i think its awesome. but this is the first time i visit it only to be disappointed. HOW CAN GORE BE A BITCH!!! u think m. rob or coffee could have done better???i think ur the bitch for calling Gore a bitch when he scored both our TD's. and Gore did a hell of a job as always picking up blitzes…..very disappointed in this website.

  • http://49ersnews.com Ramaros

    Yes gore is a bitch… Yet he got two TDs…..

    ooookkkk

  • jd

    how the hell can gore be a bitch when the bitch ass o-line couldnt give him the light of day to run through and when they finally did the one time he got a TD. hmmm. O-line is the biggest bitch of the day, god do they suck.

  • Cory

    They made plays when they had to including the o line…that last drive the o line stepped it up…

  • Vinny

    even though hes a cardinal, the punter bennet for them should be put in the beasts section. every time i thought the niners would end up with good field position, he booted some awesome punts! probowl punting contest lol andy lee is the man.

    the defensive secondary deserves a big sollute for what they did today. im guessing a lot of teams will copy what the niners did, and hightower will finish the year with 130 receptions lol.

  • junebug408

    i here ya dosia510. You guys are fucking trippn calling Gore a bitch. That was the O-lines fault and Jimmy Rayes fault for his stupid ass play calls. Throw some fucking screens please!!! Thats how you counter the rush! Big ups to the defense. O-Line better step up. Shaun Hill was Shaun hill. Sloppy, but came through when he has to….proven winner. Kudos to the secondary as well. i think our running game and play calling will be better against the bitch ass seahawks. Has to be. Singletary is the fuckin man. loved the time out he called. Can’t wait till next sunday! GO NINERS!

  • ninerfaithful

    this site is sickness yet we do have alot of Donwer headlines like beast and bitches however a win is a win and we all should be stoked we are on a great start

  • Andrew

    Frank Gore should never be in the bitches category. He is our heart and soul on O and we aren't even the slightest bit scary without him.

  • Lowrance

    Jimmy Raye?
    For 3 quarters you either ran with 8 and 9 in the box or threw deep. WTF couldn’t you throw some dinks and dunks and short passes the rest of the game????? My wife was happy when you finally decided to throw short in the 4th quarter! Less screaming at the TV.
    Even a mediocre OC makes halftime adjustments.
    I was pleasantly surprised at the pressure from the D Line.
    Willis we love you.
    Is Hill’s arm injured???? He couldn’t hit anybody for 3 quarters!
    We may see the youngster quicker than we thought.
    Pundit, you may get your wish.
    That offense better improve, or the D better put up shutouts!!!

    At least we’re 1-0

    • NinerPaul

      Were you in the bathroom When Hill hit Isaac Bruce for the biggest one???? Its the Play FN calling! Run, Run, ohh third down and long, lets see, hmmmmmm I think I'll put in extra db's to cover, I'm guessing its going to be a passing situation? It was too damn predictable I could of called the damn defense for the cards. Then after the 80 yard, 15 play, mostly pass drive, the OC doesn't pass even once for the last two possesions to give it back to the cards. And mathmatically we weren't going to run the clock out. so bad, to concervative play calling in my opinion towards the end.

      • David Dejesus

        how can u say mathematically we werent going to run the clock out when we just had a 7 minute plus drive??? if we run the ball and get first downs like we should then this discussion would be as irrelevant as last week itself…..if the o-line executed better none of this would be a topic of discussion….you must not like wins…..because i cant see how anyone can complain about anything after a victory….now sure you would like to do some things better but like al davis said………just win baby!!!!!!!! if we go 19-0 and gore averages 22 yards a game would you be happy??????

        • dosia510

          my sentiments exactly david. i dont give a shit about stats as long as we get a win. IM NOT ROOTING FOR FANTASY POINTS! i also agree we need to adjust and do what we can to make winnig easier. there is always room for improvement. this league shows no mercy and is cutthroat. so we need to prepare one game at a time. FUCK THE SEACOCKS!!

        • NinerPaul

          Yeah I would! Because the QB I’ve supported all along would of had to get it done!

        • NinerPaul

          Also when I mentioned “mathmatically” I ment not with one series….. Yeah we would of had to get first downs and thats run or pass ……. we do have both options you know…. and up to that point of the game i would of mixed in a little of what worked best to that point …. aka the pass …. and i’m not saying all pass mabey 1 or 2 passes out of the 6 plays we ran on those last 2 series that we had to punt on ……..

  • David Dejesus

    beast….jimmy raye…called every play that got us more points than the cardinals…..bitches you for even putting anyone from the niners on this bitch of a list……just win baby