Look at Him, He’s an Attention Whore

Look I'm an Attention Whore

Look I'm an Attention Whore

Quick, name the greatest wide receiver ever to play in the NFL. You guessed Jerry Rice didn’t you? Well you are wrong. Don Hutson is the greatest wide receiver ever, well at least according to this douchebag named Bryn Swartz. Not only is Bryn a douchebag but he also is an attention whore. I have no problems with fans trying to be journalists/writers and throwing their opinion out. Hell, I’m doing it right now. But I can admit most of the stuff I spew out of my mouth is crap, and I’m fine with that. However, this colossal jackass actually thinks that Don Hutson is better than Jerry Rice. Please.

Don’t worry I’ll not waste everyone times and dispute why Rice is better than Hutson. Everyone knows why, except this jackass.

Hey Bryn why don’t you do us all a favor and go back down to your mothers basement and watch a few more clips of NFL films. You are probably one of those nerds who has old game tapes on Beta and you try and breakdown every frame and think you are some sort of analyst. Seriously if you need attention that bad, just wait until winter and throw some more snowballs at Santa or something. Yes the article you wrote achieved just what you wanted, controversy, page views, and people calling you a jackass. But everyone outside of the Swartz family knows Don Hutson couldn’t hold Jerry’s jock.

Bryn’s Douchebaggery


Born and raised a diehard Niner fan. I have nothing better to do with my time than sit here and cram my opinions down everyone's throat.