Beasts and Bitches: Pats @ 49ers

This weeks Beasts and Bitches for the 49ers/Pats game are as follows. Sidenote, this was perhaps the easiest week to find bitches.

Beasts:

  • Frank Gore: I feel sorry for Frank that he has to play under Nolan and behind this offensive line. I could never see him in the Bitch category.
  • Patrick Willis: 18 tackles, 1 sack. He is the definition of Beast
  • Takeo Spikes: Two interceptions in two games. Something Derek Smith could only dream of.
  • Isaac Bruce: Another game, another touchdown. He can also catch too.
  • Andy Lee: Do I really need a reason.

Bitches:

  • Offensive Line: They make me sick, yeah they didn’t give up as many sacks in the past, but they still don’t know how to protect a quarterback.
  • Mike Nolan: Nice second half adjustments. Not sure you are aware of this but that Big Sub package sucks Big Sub Balls.
  • Greg Manusky: See Mike Nolan
  • Secondary: The object is not to let the receiver get past you.
  • Defensive Line: There is a thing called pressure. Yeah you got sacks, but not when they counted.
  • Dan Fouts & Randy Cross: The Patriots called they would like you to remove your mouths from their schlongs now.

Beast and Bitch:

  • JT O’Sullivan: Those three touchdowns were nice but outside of that you did shit.
Born and raised a diehard Niner fan. I have nothing better to do with my time than sit here and cram my opinions down everyone's throat.
  • DeeKon52

    Funny shit

  • Tim

    A few words from P Willy:
    “I can’t speak for those other teams,” 49ers linebacker Patrick Willis said. “For us, it’s just attention to detail. And as far as a team lining up against us and whooping our tails, that has yet to be done.”

  • Niner Pundit

    Medford…the reason is because Nolan is clueless and can't continue doing what works. I think he's afraid of blitzing and giving up the big play. Which he shouldn't be afraid of since they've given it up so well in the past two games.

  • http://niners Medford

    HEY PUNDIT YOU FORGOT TO MENTION BATTLE AS A BITCH HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GUY GOING TO DROP A PASS?

    Pundit I have another question for you I noticed in the game on ONE series on defense they had Justin Smith move around alot and they got pressure from that formation. My question is why not keep that up? How do you give up 259 yards to a QB who didnt even play in a college game? Also what happend to the 3-4 defense? Whats up with this big nickle defense did Nolan play alot of Madden and found out the only way of stopping a team was to use the big Nickle formation?

    Joe, Adam, Ryan or who ever respond to this if you can also ok?

  • victory49

    speaking of those 18 tackles, dont you think NFL.com sould have added PW for vote of defense player of the week? even with the loss…

    …great site by the way guys

  • Lowrance

    I think Willis gets a double size Beast award. How many times was he pancaked by that damn offensive linemen, which obviously was their plan??? Why worry about our D linemen with no pressure. Take out the best linebacker with a 300lb lineman. and he STILL made 18 tackles!!!!

  • joe gomez

    Medford.. sorry for the late reply. I was at the Patriots game and let me tell you the only good memories from that game was watching Steve Young's jersey get retired. Other than that, it was a nightmare. First, I almost get into a fight with a Boston fan saying hes been to 6 parades in the last 3 years. I had to remind him he was in the Bay Area and that I didnt give a shit about his parades. I also found out that was the very first time in history the Pats ever won at the Stick. Too bad I didnt know that when this guy was yappin' away. Anyways.. as far as the points you made, I agree with your view regarding Battle. I counted atleast TWO very crucial passes that were dropped that were very catchable balls JTO threw. Those drops were for a first down so they were very important drops. As far as the defense going into the nickel package, I dont understand that either. That play when the Pats gained yards and got back into field goal range, we were in the nickel I believe. We shouldve went after Cassel on that play but we didnt and it was a big momentum changer. After the field goal, we became 3 scores down. I believe we should try going back to the 4-3 because the 3 guys we got lined up on the D-line are not cutting it. I agree with a previous post that Sopoaga should have been let go and we shouldve kept Douglas. I hope this kid Balmer does something soon because its looking like another bad pick for Nolan and Scott. Lets see what happens Sunday, hopefully McNabb doesnt burn us too much. I think Desean has something to prove since Scott and Nolan passed him up twice in the draft which ive always said was a STUPID mistake.