Zak Keasey…Really?
We get it Zak, you have great hair
It may just be me, but why in the hell is Zak Keasey even an option at fullback. Is this seriously the guy the team wants blocking for Frank?
Watching Keasey running and blocking out there reminds me of Rudy Ruettiger and everytime I keep hearing Roc say…
You’re 5 foot nothin’, 100 and nothin’, and you have barely a speck of athletic ability.
Of course Keasey is 6 foot and 245, but still the guy looks nothing like a football player. Sure he was first team All-Ivy League, but that is like saying you are Prince of the retards.
I know we have more important things to worry about like who will be quarterback, will Morgan be a starter or when will Jennings hangnail get better. I may be in the minority, but to me the fullback position is just as important, considering it impacts are star player.
I know Nolan has a hard on for Keasey and he has great hair, but if by some chance he makes the team over Norris, all I have to say (to steal another line from Rudy, this time from Dan Devine) is Pray for us.
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