Absolutely Nothing Happened Today
Niner Pundit | Apr 01, 2008 | 25 comments
Hey did you hear? The 49ers gave up two draft picks for Jason Taylor. That’s right apparently the Miami Journal is reporting it. Amazing they got the scoop before ESPN, Fox Sports, Sportsline and so on….but oh that’s not all apparently Gore is sidelined indefinitely with a degenerative condition in his right hip….on and Jim Druckenmiller has been brought back. Amazing some of the crap people come up with for April Fools
Incase you live under a rock, today is April 1st. That’s right April Fools Day, where everyone and their grandmother will come up with some witty April Fools sports story. Well except for us here.
Just remember anything you read today, 99.9% of it is a crock of shit.
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SHITHEAD rightly said! 
he isnt leaving under his own power....Jed and the rest of the front office are making him quit. 
this guys a real dipshit and i hoped he would be gone, but not right before the draft, even if ...
I agree Jordan I'm not sold on Davis at all, I think we need to get smith a good o ...
Yea, they got me.
I was like, good pick but isn’t he old.
Then at the end, it reminded me of what day it was.
I’m so naive!
hahahaha right on man
http://www.49ersparadise.com/cgi-bin/news/news.cgi?action=display&num=16641 is this shit true
jason taylor to the niners for a trade of a 1st and third rounder the link doesnt work on my last post so please check it out and let me know if it is true i hate april fools jokes
ninerfaithful, I seriously HATE HATE HATE April Fools’ jokes. So I hate ‘em worse than you.
faithful: I posted this…Hey did you hear? The 49ers gave up two draft picks for Jason Taylor. That’s right apparently the Miami Journal is reporting it. Amazing they got the scoop before ESPN, Fox Sports, Sportsline and so on….
Yes it’s bullshit. Like I said don’t believe anything today.
Here it is:
http://miamijournal.problitz.com/sports/dolphins/20080401-TaylorTrade.html
I also like the line about the Niners forfeiting ALL their third round picks for the remainder of the decade.
Welcome to April Fool’s Day.
itz on 49erswebzone also….jason taylor for 1st an 3rd…..hope this is true
West…are you retarded? What aren’t you comprehending. Today is April Fools Day, which means most of the articles about so and so being traded are jokes.
i’m glad its not true. i wouldnt give up a 1st and a third for jt.the niners have pretty much done a great job in free agency. they dont need any drastic move like that. now if they were to have someone fall in thier lap, then take’em. if not lets go to the draft. they need a OG,CB,ONE MORE PASS RUSHER, AND MAYBE WR.
NinerPundit……strong wordz….jus a ? playboi
1st and 3rd! LOL, even if it happened there is no way the Niners are that stupid.
Jason Taylor is worth like a 3rd round pick at the most even. We don’t need an old player at LB, we are just getting fast in that posistion, I want GROVES for ROLB!!!
When i read that I was laughing my ass off. It was a terrible attempt for april fools.
And WEST you forgot to say APRIL FOOLS! afte rthat stupid comment.
WEST
“I hope this is true”
APRIL FOOLS!
ninergold…Taylors a DE…not a LB…or was dat a Fools Joke 2…..lol
A 1st round pick would b much……but we did hit Alex with a longer contract and i didnt c dat coming…..go Yorkz
check this one out….(this is not the Druckenmiller story)
http://www.realfootball365.com/nfl/articles/21711.html
……these guys really piss me off.
What about the Gore hip injury,thats not a trade for so and so. Do you know if that’s true?
I read that on 49ersparadise.com
Yeah, I would have done that trade for JUST the third rounder. However, because they said a 1st AND a 3rd it was so easy to tell that this was another April fools prank. CHECK OUT Todd McShay’s latest mock draft WHICH INCLUDES THE SECOND ROUND.
http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/draft08/insider/columns/story?columnist=mcshay_todd&page=mcshaymock0401&action=upsell&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fnfl%2fdraft08%2finsider%2fcolumns%2fstory%3fcolumnist%3dmcshay_todd%26page%3dmcshaymock0401
McShay has Groves being selected #60 overall, and he has Groves listed as a DE. No way he lasts that long. We’re not going to take a WR at #29, watch. If Groves is somehow still available, we’ll scoop him up, then OL, then DL, THEN WR.
Ya Goves wont make it out of the 1st round let alone 60th overall.I think it will be Goves with the 1st pick,if he’s not there it will be James Hardy.
i am a Texas fan so i would love to get limas sweed in a niners uniform however we do need a pass rusher and if groves is there at 29 we have to take him
Forget about that….I might be wrong come draft day, but I don’t see us drafting a wr in the first round. Second round…..that is VERY likely, but NOT the first. I have a feeling we are going O line OR the best DEFENSIVE PLAYER available.
Hey Adam I know way more about football than u do I actually post on this site more than 2 months out the year like you do. Is that when ur kkk friends let u have time off? Who was the one who kept comparing Derek Smith to Urlacher last year hmmmm it wasnt me oh yeah it was u FUCKSTICK. Go Barak Obama in November by then McSain should be half dead
Adarius Bowman got arrested AGAIN on possession of weed. That could drop his stock a lot.
Sorry we are not ready for Obama
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