MMP: A Big Fat Zero

Nov 13, 2007 9 Comments by MMP

mmpIncase you turned off your TV and watched something else, the 49ers put no points on the board and after losing their 7th in a row, they are perhaps the worst team in the NFL and possibly history.

  • Randy Moss has more touchdowns (12) than the 49ers offense (10).  (And yet Hostler and others still have jobs.
  • Alex Smith is the 34th ranked QB in the league. (Note their are only 32 teams)
  • Gore has yet to touch the ball more than 20 times a game. (49ers are 8-1 when Gore touches 20+)
  • Streak of less than 200 yards net passing increases to 22.
  • Davis questioned the 49ers game plan. (Who hasn’t)
  • Stonehands Jackson frustrated with the offense. (Hey Darrell, why don’t you focus on catching first)
  • Nolan stands by his man. (Hmmm. Smith or Dilfer. Yeah I’ll go with Smith)
  • Game grades. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
  • Maybe the coaches are to blame for Smith’s struggles. (Can’t say I disagree)
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9 Responses to “MMP: A Big Fat Zero”

  1. R,Craig33 says:

    6 first downs to seahawks 27

    Alex Smith 19 TD’s and 31 INT’s for his career

    Frank Gore is nowhere near 2200 yards

    49ers 0 Seahawks 24

    49ers 2-7

    We’re preety much done boys let’s just face it the niners did not live up to the hype that was given to them on the off season so I say,

    GET RID OF ALEX SMITH NOBODY CAN’T MAKE NO MORE EXCUSES FOR HIM!

    GET RID OF MIKE NOLAN OR DEMOTE HIM TO DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR WHEN HE WAS HIRED I HAD A FEELING IT WAS A BAD MOVE ALL ALONG!

    GET RID IF JONAS GLASS MAN JENNINGS HE WAS A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY SO WAS ALEX SMITH!

    GET RID OF HOSTLER PLEASE!

    GET RID OF KWAME HARRIS EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN’T PLAY MUCH BUT IMAGINE IF HE DID!

    YORK NEED TO SELL THE TEAM TO A REAL FOOTBALL OWNER!

    I CAN GO ON AND ON BUT I’M PUTTING OUT A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR THE SAN FRANSICO 49ERS WE CAN’T TAKE THIS NO MORE!

  2. eze says:

    Please help

  3. ShaneO says:

    well another weekend another thought.. last night i actually started to feel bad for Nolan and smith, its just getting so pathetic that you start to feel bad for them as ppl and say man it must really suck to be them right now in their real lives i dont know how i would sleep at night if i sucked that bad at my job… but there is also a ton of things they refuse to fix.. i dont like when fans pretend to be coaches or think they have all the answers but it seems like we are all always saying the same thing!!!…..

  4. ShaneO says:

    so here it is, i would LOVE some others opinion on these problems!!!…

    Davis blocks all game and only gets 2 balls thrown his way.. WHAT THE FUCK!!

    They throw to Battle EVERY SINGLE third down… NEVER works, its not last year, mix it up a little

    that stupid bootleg rollout they try every third down SUCKS!! again it never works your cutting down half the field on third down for the D can you make it any easier for them!!

    Ashley Lelie see no action again even tho he is our best Deep threat at WR and biggest body.. WHY!!??

    Jason Hill, and CB Tarell Brown, at this point why wouldnt you be playing these guys, Give Hill a chance no one else is doing anything that great, and Brown looked GOOD in the pre season and the beginning of the year, but of course on Nolans team when you get hurt your put in the dog house never to be seen again (unless your jonas jennings)… does anyone else ever notice that!!?? again thats why Leile doesnt play and why Bass waited so long

    Time outs.. just seems like they are at the worst damn times possible

    D Smith still playing he is old slow and HORRIBLE where the fuck is B Moore!??

    Hicks over Robinson.. robinson doesnt see one snap all game???? how is that even possible!!!!

    Smith couldnt hit water if he fell out a boat

    i guess thats all i can think of right now, but thats a lot of shit to fix right now… if i forgot anything please feel free to add on!!

  5. steve says:

    I thought at least smith improved over his last 2 games, a couple drops on 3rd and 4th down, another vintage pass to the goal line, and a drop by Jackson on the first play (it wasn’t a perfect throw but he has to catch that) all really hurt. You can’t put those fumbles on him as both guys hit him before he finished his drop.

    He did have quite a few passes that were off but if those balls were caught he would have looked a lot better.

    When a qb is struggling the WRs really need to help out by not making these mistakes

  6. 49ersfan77 says:

    FUCJ FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK COME ON GET THIS FUCKING SHIT TO GETHER MAN THIS IS THE WORST FEELING IVE HAD IN A LONG TIME WHAT THE HELL GET THIS SHIT TOGETHER I DONT CARE WHAT IT TAKES JUST DO IT ALLREADY DAM GO NINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. sf49ers says:

    I think its time for nolan to make a move..move hostler back to Quaterback coach ..move Jerry Sullivan to OC,and let him play call..sullivan will ,spread the offense out 5 wideout or 4..put alex back to that College offense he run at Utah and something might eventually work..and yeah Nolan play Lelie and Hill..atleast they can go deep..sit jackson he hasnt done shit for us

  8. Andre says:

    No we’re not the worse team in hsitory thats a stretch…0-16 tampa bay bucs

  9. MoneyMike says:

    yeah but i bet even those bucs had a couple of semi- competitive games. how we won 2 games in a row i have no clue. our offense looks so bad now it not even funny. i think we are all really embarassed to be fans right now…. then our pick is gone too. so its not like we can look foward to the draft so get some top 5 player, instead it goes to of all teams. what a joke this team is turning out to be