What to Watch During the Bye Week

This time of the season, is about the only time I don’t pay to much attention to the NFL. If the 49ers are not playing, I don’t watch much football. I guess I’ll turn on the Pats/Cowboys game, but most likely I’ll end up getting sick after listening to all the smoke the broadcasters are blowing up Romo’s ass. So if you are looking for an alternative during this bye-week, but are still wanting to see something about as high powered as the 49ers offense, here are a few shows that might keep you up to speed.

• Shady Acres Retirement Homes 6th Annual Shuffleboard Classic.
• Flag Football Finals: Ray Charles’ School of the Blind vs Hellen Keller’s School for the Challenged.
• Xtreme Midget Unicycling.
• Karen Carpenter’s 11th Annual Pie Eating Contest.
• Man vs Wild: Bernie Kosar in a race against a turtle.
• Golden Girls Marathon.