Expect Lots of Andy Come Sunday

Well it’s official. Trent Dilfer will be starting against the Giants this weekend. Damn, it’s unfortunate the Golden Girls marathon isn’t this weekend.

“Trent will start this week against the Giants,” said Nolan. “He has taken most of the reps over the last two days of practice, so he gives us the best chance to win.”

Best chance to win? Seriously, Nolan I’d love to have what you are smoking. I think having no one at quarterback gives the 49ers a better chance to win. I’m going to try and stay positive and by doing that I have come up with a list that will make me feel better going into Sunday’s game.

• Dilfer throws better on the East Coast. (He arms feels better in the Eastern Time Zone.)
• Dilfer plays better early in the morning.
• Dilfer has great success against teams that he hasn’t played for.
• Dilfer is undefeated against teams whose coach and starting quarterback have three letters in their first name.
• Dilfer hates the color blue.
• Last time Dilfer faced the Giants he beat them in the Super Bowl.
• Dilfer would never fall down on his own to give Strahan a record sack.

Memo to Andy, rub down your leg.